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keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

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vvidget:

whiteboyfriend:

local gay couple judges saturday morning runners

if i ever dont reblog this assume im dead

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vasuki:

This ad on the subway goes hard as fuck

vasuki:

This ad on the subway goes hard as fuck

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ultrafacts:

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The thing about a the gas and the water here in Venezuela it’s really sad. ;-;

The gas price in Venezuela is a couple cents per liter, (Source)

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Blueshirts Likes: Skinny Jeans on men?

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sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

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songofages:

schazam:


Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most prolific serial killers in all of history.
She was born into nobility and was highly educated but also very vain.
One day, infuriated, Elizabeth struck one of her servant girls so hard that some blood dripped from her face onto Elizabeth’s hand and she immediately thought that her skin took on a glowing freshness of her young maid.
Elizabeth believed she had found the secret of eternal youth. After this, women were abducted and hung upside down, while they were still alive and their throats were slit to prepare Elizabeth’s bath.
The Countess of Transylvania and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing hundreds of girls, with one witness attributing to them over 650 victims, though the number for which they were convicted was 80. Elizabeth herself was neither tried nor convicted.

Can I just time in here and say a few things, since half of what is written here is straight from the wikipedia page, which don’t get me wrong —it’s accurate— but extremely underwhelming.
“Elizabeth” Erzebet Bathory was so much more than some vain bitch who killed over 650 women, she was a vain bitch who could speak and write more than two languages, in a time where a woman writing one was unheard of. She was raised mostly by her very infamous openly bisexual aunt, and was a torturer and a murderer before she was 14 (rumored).
This woman was the person who made the villagers quake in both fear and revelation, that the courts refused to take action against when young girls started dissapearing, when bodies started being found. She OWNED the country, her family was richer then even the Lords presiding over it, she had all the say.
Her and her ‘accomplices” (which by the way, they were extremely trusted, and unlike her, they were executed without mercy when the truth came out), would gather village children who their parents practically threw their way in hopes of a better future, although the children would never live again. She didn’t only hang them, she caged them, used iron maidens, spears, so many different objects. And the whole ‘bathing in blood’ thing, although is technically can be true, that and the whole striking her maid is all exagerrated to add to the story. Her and her husband got off to killing, literally, they liked the screams. If she bathed in blood, it wasn’t to be younger, it was to enjoy their life ending. Not to say she wasn’t vain, but for good reason. She was considered the most beautiful woman in Hungary for all of her days.
And she technically was tried, although as I said before she practically owned the country, they couldn’t actually kill her. But she had killed another young girl of noble blood, and that couldn’t just be set aside. So instead of execution, they sentenced her to house arrest for the rest of her days, unable to punish her for all the women she had killed.
Also, she had three children, and regardless of her murderous ways it was said that she had been a wonderful, loving mother. Strange how the ‘vain blood mistress’ can be more than just, isn’t it?
I could go on and on about this woman, I’ve read and watched basically everything pertaining to her due to reports and essays that I wrote when I was younger, and even though she was a horrifying murderer, she deserves a bit more than ‘blood bitch’.

It’s also interesting to note that one of her descendents feels so bad about what his ancestor did that he donates blood as often as humanly possible.

songofages:

schazam:

Elizabeth Báthory is one of the most prolific serial killers in all of history.

She was born into nobility and was highly educated but also very vain.

One day, infuriated, Elizabeth struck one of her servant girls so hard that some blood dripped from her face onto Elizabeth’s hand and she immediately thought that her skin took on a glowing freshness of her young maid.

Elizabeth believed she had found the secret of eternal youth. After this, women were abducted and hung upside down, while they were still alive and their throats were slit to prepare Elizabeth’s bath.

The Countess of Transylvania and four collaborators were accused of torturing and killing hundreds of girls, with one witness attributing to them over 650 victims, though the number for which they were convicted was 80. Elizabeth herself was neither tried nor convicted.

Can I just time in here and say a few things, since half of what is written here is straight from the wikipedia page, which don’t get me wrong —it’s accurate— but extremely underwhelming.

“Elizabeth” Erzebet Bathory was so much more than some vain bitch who killed over 650 women, she was a vain bitch who could speak and write more than two languages, in a time where a woman writing one was unheard of. She was raised mostly by her very infamous openly bisexual aunt, and was a torturer and a murderer before she was 14 (rumored).

This woman was the person who made the villagers quake in both fear and revelation, that the courts refused to take action against when young girls started dissapearing, when bodies started being found. She OWNED the country, her family was richer then even the Lords presiding over it, she had all the say.

Her and her ‘accomplices” (which by the way, they were extremely trusted, and unlike her, they were executed without mercy when the truth came out), would gather village children who their parents practically threw their way in hopes of a better future, although the children would never live again. She didn’t only hang them, she caged them, used iron maidens, spears, so many different objects. And the whole ‘bathing in blood’ thing, although is technically can be true, that and the whole striking her maid is all exagerrated to add to the story. Her and her husband got off to killing, literally, they liked the screams. If she bathed in blood, it wasn’t to be younger, it was to enjoy their life ending. Not to say she wasn’t vain, but for good reason. She was considered the most beautiful woman in Hungary for all of her days.

And she technically was tried, although as I said before she practically owned the country, they couldn’t actually kill her. But she had killed another young girl of noble blood, and that couldn’t just be set aside. So instead of execution, they sentenced her to house arrest for the rest of her days, unable to punish her for all the women she had killed.

Also, she had three children, and regardless of her murderous ways it was said that she had been a wonderful, loving mother. Strange how the ‘vain blood mistress’ can be more than just, isn’t it?

I could go on and on about this woman, I’ve read and watched basically everything pertaining to her due to reports and essays that I wrote when I was younger, and even though she was a horrifying murderer, she deserves a bit more than ‘blood bitch’.

It’s also interesting to note that one of her descendents feels so bad about what his ancestor did that he donates blood as often as humanly possible.

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bollig52:

Lululemon’s Assert Polo: The unofficial polo of the NHL 

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samisaloslapshot:

I don’t know what I did to deserve you wonderful people, but you are a grand group. In honour of this glorious occasion, let’s have a giveaway. it’s what all the cool kids are doing these days
Here’s how it’s going to go down: One (1) person will win anything they want from Shop.NHL.com not exceeding $75 and a $25 donation to MindCheck.ca (via the BCCHF)
T H E   W H O L E   K I T   A N D   K A B O O D L E
The winner will get the chance to ‘run wild’ through Shop.NHL.com and pick anything of their choosing as long as it doesn’t equal over $75 and a $25 donation in their name to MindCheck.ca
The Winner can pick more than one thing. If you want $75 worth of knick knacks, you go right ahead.
The $75 limit DOES NOT INCLUDE SHIPPING
Winner will be chosen by random number generator on August 15th at 3:37pm PDT
Winner must be okay with giving out their mailing address, so the winnings can be mailed and donation form can be filled
You don’t have to be following me, but it’s always nice
You can enter by liking and reblogging this post as many times as you like.
This contest ends FRIDAY AUGUST 15TH AT 3:37PM PDT

samisaloslapshot:

I don’t know what I did to deserve you wonderful people, but you are a grand group. In honour of this glorious occasion, let’s have a giveaway. it’s what all the cool kids are doing these days

Here’s how it’s going to go down: One (1) person will win anything they want from Shop.NHL.com not exceeding $75 and a $25 donation to MindCheck.ca (via the BCCHF)

T H E   W H O L E   K I T   A N D   K A B O O D L E

  • The winner will get the chance to ‘run wild’ through Shop.NHL.com and pick anything of their choosing as long as it doesn’t equal over $75 and a $25 donation in their name to MindCheck.ca
  • The Winner can pick more than one thing. If you want $75 worth of knick knacks, you go right ahead.
  • The $75 limit DOES NOT INCLUDE SHIPPING
  • Winner will be chosen by random number generator on August 15th at 3:37pm PDT
  • Winner must be okay with giving out their mailing address, so the winnings can be mailed and donation form can be filled
  • You don’t have to be following me, but it’s always nice
  • You can enter by liking and reblogging this post as many times as you like.

This contest ends FRIDAY AUGUST 15TH AT 3:37PM PDT

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mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

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